Monthly Archives: September 2015

~ Are You Freaking Kidding Me??!! ~

“Lest We Ever Forget” has already been forgotten in many places across the nation.

“Are you freaking kidding me?”  You ask, having been watching several news clips about September 11th.

Yup. Case and point: My Captain spoke all day at our local middle school to 7th graders who were not even born when the attacks occurred, who had no real knowledge of the why’s and how’s of it all going down, and who really, to be honest, in their lack of understanding, did not care about it.  Apparently the 60 second news bits they had seen didn’t quite bring it to life for them.

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But after My Captain spoke to them, and showed them the timeline, and his experiences there with Urban Search and Rescue, they all got VERY sober.

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The whole room was bathed in quiet contemplation of a world that was different before terrorism came to our soil.  They listened respectfully about how so many innocent people died during our nation’s introduction to the new reality of domestic terrorism.

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My Captain grows increasingly frustrated that “Lest We Ever Forget” is, in reality, being forgotten.  Being there is one thing, trying to bring children to that place with mere words and pictures is quite another.  You can tell them that the fire at the World Trade Center burned around 1500 degrees…and that we know this because it takes that much to bend steel…and you can try to explain why the people above the 77th floor or the 93th floor would rather jump than burn and suffocate….but it is just another story to them.  It could be another “Terminator” movie in its surreality.

How do you take those children back to that awful day?

On Facebook, I saw firefighters in other states lamenting that their children heard nothing but a passing paragraph in a history book of the tragic, life-changing, country-changing events of that hateful day.

And I realized that at some point, we have to do something to stop the growing apathy…because that will lead to ignorance…and that will lead to history repeating itself.

I’d like to find someone we could work with to videotape next year’s school visit for My Captain, so that when he can no longer share these experiences with the kids in person, his video could.   A video of his story could also be something that could be shared county-wide or further, because I don’t think our whole national school system is talking about this to the generations who were not there!

But until then, he feels his efforts aren’t enough.  He knows he’s swimming against the tide of apathy and ignorance of that fateful day.  He still tries his best, though.

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And in the end, all you can do is have lunch with the kids after your lecture,

…and allow them to have their childhood back.

But Beloved, please know that, inadequate as it may seem to you, every time you go to that school and do your best to impart the history of that horrible, horrible day, you ARE honoring those firemen, and policemen, and innocent people who were murdered.  You honor their memories and their sacrifice.  You DO.

YOU have never forgotten, and those souls will always know that.

And to you, Dear Reader, if you agree that we mustn’t let this slip into sound bites and relative oblivion…if this moves you at all, or speaks to you on some level, will you please help spread the awareness and share this post?  No pressure.

Okay maybe a little pressure.

But not an uncomfortable amount.  Just enough to make you want to share.

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~ Tough Love Competition ~

It is the eve of September 11th.  A sober night for our country, and particularly poignant for My Captain, since he was deployed with Maryland Task Force One to join the collapse rescue effort that morning at the Pentagon.

untitledCCHe would spend the next 7 gruesome days on the ground of the disaster as the Task Force Leader of Maryland Task Force One, leading their effort to find any viable survivors.

They found none.  Not a single one.  Plenty of burning jet fuel and rubble, but no survivors.

One “holy cow” story that came out of his experience that deployment actually happened on 9/12.  A man in a military uniform was brought to My Captain during the rescue efforts because he had a NEED to get to a desk on the exact spot the plane hit.  It turned out that there was a file on that desk about the very man they knew they had to find:  Osama Bin Laden.   The military man needed to get to that desk and find that file.  My Captain feared there was no way the file or probably even the desk had survived.  But they got that man up the treacherously unstable rubble pile, and UNBELIEVABLY the desk was sitting right next to where the building collapsed, and the file was still sitting on it…unscathed.  UN-FREAKING-SCATHED.

No one could believe it.

There are other 9/11 deployment stories My Captain shares.  We’ll save them for another time.  He does share some of them every year with our local middle school on 9/11.

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In fact, he’ll be there all day tomorrow, as he has for the past several years, telling the kids about a day they were not even born to experience.  It’s crazy that those kids never knew the Pre-terrorist America as we did, growing up.

These thoughts were rattling around in my head as I was methodically doing the dishes this evening.   I thought about all of the families that were forever changed in that brief morning, and how all of those people never knew it was coming.  They never got one final goodbye.  One final hug or kiss.  They weren’t ready.

My eyes drifted to this:

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and I smiled.  Several months ago, I came down one morning and saw a note from My Captain that merely read: “I love you dearly.”

I left that note up there because every time I saw it, well, I felt warm, and tingly, and loved.

And then sometime this summer, I noticed that Varmint had added to it: “I love you more!”

And then sometime later, My Captain wrote: “I love you both the most!”

And then my Varmint wrote: “I call loving you guys infinity!”

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It was absolutely juvenile, and disturbing that we can’t even love each other without some kind of competition.

But truly, it makes me smile even bigger than before because, unlike so many of the victims of 9/11, we treat every day in this house as if we will never get the chance to say we love each other again.  Partly because My Captain’s profession is one of risk and danger.  And partly because of the lesson that was that horrible day.

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One we will never forget in our household.

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That’s My Captain in the white officer’s shirt at the far right of this picture.  If you are wondering why they were smiling, it was because they’d been deployed for 7 straight days and they were being relieved to go home…they were about to see their loved ones.  And they knew they were given the great gift to live another day to see those dear ones.

And love them.

Even if it was in an oddly competitive manner.

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~ And The Winner Is…..! ~

We want to thank everyone who played! There were some awesome ideas…very creative…and My Captain and I enjoyed going through them all!

For a first-ever Mama Boe contest, we did okay.  Not great, but certainly okay!  We’ve been experiencing some kind of technical difficulty with Word Press in that many people’s suggestions/entries never made it past Word Press’ servers to the page.  Some people ended up sending me their entries via Facebook, both via the wall, and through private messaging.  Very few actually got through to the blog page after all.

My Captain looked at me and said, “I can fix this before the next contest.”

I don’t doubt he will, because he loves all things technical, he loves a challenge, and he really, REALLY wants me to grow the blog past 100,000 readers so I can actually bring home some income, and stop being such a bloodsucking, nagging harpy.

(I don’t want to burst his bubble but we all know that money won’t change the nagging harpy part, but the bloodsucking it might help.)

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And so are you ready for the winner?!  First, the Honorable Mentions!

Paul G :  “Ice Cream Sandw…holy $%#&, are those cookies?”   That name really shows the excitement! We felt it too!

Lisa: “Dreamwich”  This one just felt so happy….like a promise that eating this baby would take you to your happy place.

Kelly H: “Ice-choco-cream-chip-sandwich-cookie”  We liked this one because this is a woman who clearly likes to hedge her bets.  Kelly wasn’t taking any chances!

Gwen C.:  “The Triple D: Downright, Decadent and Delicious” with a special Guffaw to Kathy T. for asking if that was a “size” thing.   We loved the name, and Kathy’s spin on it.   But mostly we loved Gwen’s name, which is also the name of my beloved Varmint.  Look, I never said this contest would be fair.

Sue L.: “The SO-NOT Southbeach Diet Cookie”   We liked the sassiness of this one!

Bryan S: “Dialysaurus!”  We had to give Bryan special mention for cluing into the Diabetes reference.  Our readers are so daggum smart!

These were among some of the great ones.  I can’t thank you guys enough for playing!  Such fun ideas!  But the one that rocked me on my heels with laughter, and the Grand Prize Winner of The First Ever Mama Boe Name That Bad Boy Contest is……..

Elise W., who nailed the name of this dessert with:  “CookieGasm”

That name is so stinkin’ funny!  Thank you so much, Elise W. for playing, and here, my friend, is your prize from Mama’s Junk Drawer:

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A genuine, ENORMOUS honkin’ Hershey’s Chocolate Coffee Mug!

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Seemed PERFECT for the topic, no?

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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go have a Cookiegasm!

Love,

Mama B.

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~ Cat Butt Conundrum ~

My Captain often admonishes me to be more disciplined and consistent about writing to you all on the blog.  He informs me that people LIKE uniformity. I inform him that I like to keep people guessing.  I like to mix it up a bit.  Be the wild card.

He tells me I’m full of crap.

But I’m adamant that REALLY, my blog friends love to wonder:

“WILL she get up in time to get the kids off to school, her chores at home done, AND write, or will she wake up late and spend the whole day catching up, not even having time to fix a decent dinner, let alone blog?”

“WILL she be funny or won’t she?”

“WILL she embarrass the family again, or won’t she?”

“Will she realize she’s spelled several words incorrectly only after 300 people have read a post, or won’t….wait, of course she will.  That’s her trademark.”

I try to be consistent, I really do.  But this blog isn’t written in a vacuum!  The kids, the animals, the ding-dang daily chores all require energy and attention.  Sometimes at the end of the day it is all I can do to shower and turn on my alarm!  But some nights, like tonight, I manage to get my shower done early, and can plop into my chair to begin to write.

But even then, Cat Butts happen.  And who can work around a cat anus?  No one, that’s who.

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“WILL she use her cat’s ass as an excuse, or won’t she?”

Eyup.  She will.

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~ Up, or Down? ~

After weeks of walking only the paved, horizontal, oh-my-gosh-you-shouldn’t-even-call-that-exercise road between two overlooks on Sugarloaf Mountain, today I decided to…hold on to your hats…go a little bit vertical.

This was entirely brave…you could even suggest foolish…for the following reasons:

  1. I went alone!  Neither my punks, nor My Captain accompanied me. This means I had no one to encourage me, hold my water, hold my car keys, hold me, offer me assistance on the steep drops, or promise me cookies at the end of the trail.  What the heck was I thinking?
  2. I didn’t even take my cell phone.  If I had twisted my ankle, I would have been stranded until a bear, or a banjo-playing redneck, or bouncy college co-eds (who would pity my age, girth, and frailty in their taut, energetic supple youth) came along.  THAT was risky!
  3. I was going to be frightfully far from anything resembling a potty, and I stink at peeing in the woods…it always ends up down my legs and in my shoes.
  4. Did I mention no one would be there to hold me?

I pushed on, locking my car, glancing at the time, and confidently crossed the street to the trail.  I looked at the trail map, and it showed that from my current position, I could go UP, or I could go DOWN.  Either way, I’d have to turn around and do the opposite to get back.

I took the downside trail, figuring it would be a good warm up but also knowing that it would entirely suck on the way back up.

1 minute into it, I came across an older man with a dog who slimed me.  (The dog, not the man. Geez, people!)

2 minutes into it, my butt muscles hurt.  My thighs hurt, too.  All of those steep step-downs over rocks and uneven trail were KILLING my atrophied bottom half.  But eventually I got about 3/4’s of a mile down and decided to turn around.  It was a beautiful morning and I only walked into roughly about 3000 spider webs.

I began the ascent.

1 minute into it, I ran into the older man with the dog who slimed me again.  He asked if I had stopped to rest, probably because he had lapped me on the trail, and HE was going up, while I had been going down.  I told him “no” I had not rested, but that this was my fifth lap on the trail this morning.  I don’t think he bought it.

2 minutes into it, my butt muscles were SCREAMING.  On the way down, they hurt, but going up was ENTIRELY different.  I stopped and envisioned all the reasons why I shouldn’t have attempted this alone this morning. I actually pictured a bear chasing me, and I would just stop and say, “Dude, whatever.  My butt hurts.”

But I made it, obviously, up the trail and back to the car and my cell phone and my water and civilization in general. I wept with joy! Of course, by the time I crawled back to the parking lot, my everything hurt.

Be sad for me about that, because I WILL whine until someone pats my head about it.

On happier news, I’m excited to say that my first contest is off to a screaming start!  I’ve had three entries so far, and we only have until tomorrow afternoon before it’s over! It’s a contest to name my newest dessert (aka breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack) idea, which is pictured in the contest post.  The winner will be receiving something VERY special from my kitchen junk drawer.  And if you’d ever seen my kitchen junk drawer, you would realize only treasures are found in that stash!  Honest!

So if you are creative in finding names for cool food, and intrigued by the notion of what might be in my drawers (wait, what??), go to the previous post, and leave your idea in a comment box!  Good Luck!

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