I had a reader ask me if my profile picture is accurate.
The truth is, YES…..it WAS accurate.
But that was before raising two
life-force sucking entities beautiful children,
going back to school, earning the paramedic certification, but then ultimately giving the whole EMS thing up,
because of having not one, but two stress-related heart surgeries,
one cancer-related Thyroidectomy,
four knee surgeries,
a hysterectomy and bladder surgery,
and a partridge in a pear tree.
So now, I actually look like this:
Okay, okay. What I really meant is that I FEEL like Marty Feldman and Phyllis Diller. The truth of the matter is that, late at night, when I’m writing, I usually look like I do tonight:
Yep. You guessed it. I’m just a couple of cats away from being a “Crazy Cat Lady.”
But I DO have a Marty Feldman lazy eye……
And if it works for My Captain, it’s good enough for me!