I thought I’d show you where we live.
I keep the kids in the attic upstairs, and My Captain and I have the lower levels. Of course, the servants live in the basement.
Our front yard is kind of sparse, but the view isn’t too bad.
….the neighbors can be nosy as hell.
OOoooooh, wait, this isn’t our home. This is the Prince of Wales Lodge, in Waterton, Canada. Silly me. It’s so much like our cottage in Dickerson, Maryland, I was momentarily confused. Forgive me. I’m just so used to living like this, you see.
And by ‘I’m just so used to living like this,’ I mean I live nothing like this.
Except for the locking-the-kids-in-the-attic part and the servants-in-the-basement part, of course.