…and in unrelated news, a Varmint sighting occurred earlier this afternoon. Even though it was well camouflaged in an English Floral Blouse on an English Rose upholstered Chair, observers were lucky enough to catch a glimpse of the elusive creature while it was eating an Asian Pear.
This is particularly interesting because you don’t see many Varmints in the wild anymore. It is believed Marlin Perkins died before achieving such a feat.
Live, from Dickerson, Maryland, this is Mamaboe, reporting.