The sound of crickets filled the moist morning air.
Darkness gave way to an early morning light as I rolled out of bed.
My Varmint’s middle school orientation began today, and I intended to meet the bus, even though it stops by our house at the butt-crack of dawn. The calm of daybreak filled the house, the gentle wakening of everyone began.
And then….
All Hell Broke Loose:
Wakey, wakey!
Augh! (Smack!) Leave me alone!
Time to get up! Come on, I’ll help you!
Don’t even. I’ll smack you into next Tuesday, Bub.
Would you get up if I cleaned behind your ear after I lick my genitals?
***Sigh***
It’s gonna be a weird day.
Mama Boe 
LOL, of course…but only AFTER you lick your genitals..NOT before! Animals are so funny that way!