Today My Captain opened our shiny, brand-spankin’ new, extra-wide Mama Boe-sized mailbox to find someone had mailed us a curiously shaped package.
After the police dogs finished sniffing it for anything dangerous, we cautiously lifted it out to find:
The weirdest ding-dang package we’ve ever received. A see-through bucket with Easter wishes and colored Easter grass inside, and something else we couldn’t quite make out. The return address proved it was from our friends Paul and Heather (from Social Climbing fame). THIS was bound to be interesting!
We took it inside, had to scour the basement for a paint-bucket opener, pried the top off, and pulled this out:
A large North American Mammal with a cute hiney:
I have the weirdest friends.