I had just pulled my home-made bacon, jalapeno, and cheddar stuffed potato skins out from the oven for an after school snack with my munchkins, when My Captain called and informed me that our family doctor had just called him, admonishing us to eat better, maybe drop some weight, and watch our carb intake.
As he told me this, my gaze dropped to the piping-hot pan of high-fat, high-cholesterol, high-sodium, high-calorie yummy comfort-food goodness before me, and dear friends…
I shamelessly perjured myself.
But seriously, look at these:
Perjury smergery.
Don’t judge. Just shut up and grab a fork.
Mama Boe 