~ Easy Cheese on My Kindle Fire ~

I asked many questions today, which largely went unanswered.  Among them were:

• “Why is there Easy Cheese on my Kindle Fire?”

• “Would someone please take the trash out?”

• “Why does the cat smell like butter?”

• “Where are my reading glasses?”

• “Would someone please take the trash out?”

• “Does anyone know how old this casserole leftover is?”

• “Why is there half of a candy cane stuck to the toilet seat?”

• “Would someone please take the trash out?”

• “When is Basketball practice for Critter tonight?

• How long does Basketball practice run?

• Where is it?”

• “Does Critter have basketball practice tonight?”

• “Why is there one black sock on the kitchen table?  Do we really need to put socks on the surface we eat on?”

• “Hey?!  Who took the trash out?!”

• “If you’re going to cough, can you please do so AWAY from everyone’s dinner plates?”

• “Will you stop trying to melt the bottom of the parmesan cheese shaker on the dinner candle?”

• “Am I really the only one in this house capable of changing the empty toilet paper roll?”

• “Would someone please get me a roll of toilet paper from the closet upstairs?”

• “Please? Come on, I’m stuck here!”

• “Hello?”

You can tell a lot about a person’s life by the questions they ask.

It’s embarrassing, frankly.