WHAT in the name of all that is good and right and holy is this thing supposed to be???
I have no idea. But I’ll tell you one thing,
It sure as heck ain’t no cotton-pickin’ dagum Moose! That is what is surely is NOT.
Unless it’s from Whoo-ville or something.
Look at his freakishly upside-down antlers. Just look at them! Were the costume designers on crack when they sewed this thing?
I don’t know much, I’ll give you that. In fact, some people wonder how I manage to remember to walk and breathe at the same time. But the one thing I DO know is Meeses. And that thing is NOT one.