~ I’ll Tell You What It Isn’t! ~

WHAT in the name of all that is good and right and holy is this thing supposed to be???

I have no idea.  But I’ll tell you one thing,

It sure as heck ain’t no cotton-pickin’ dagum Moose!  That is what is surely is NOT.

Unless it’s from Whoo-ville or something.

Look at his freakishly upside-down antlers.   Just look at them!  Were the costume designers on crack when they sewed this thing?

I don’t know much, I’ll give you that.  In fact, some people wonder how I manage to remember to walk and breathe at the same time.  But the one thing I DO know is Meeses.  And that thing is NOT one.

Nope.

No Sirreee.