My Varmint is an imp, pure and simple. You’d never guess it to look at her. So sweet and pure and generous, with intelligent eyes that bely a kind heart…she’s every mother’s dream child.
Except for that imp thing.
I wanted to remember a beautiful moment at a beautiful spot in a beautiful state during a beautiful vacation with my beautiful beloveds. That’s all I really wanted. Was that so much to ask?
Here’s the spot.
I gathered the my beloveds and took a photo.
Varmint! Stop it! Just smile. We don’t need the goofy tongue, thank you.
No, you may not stick your finger up My Captain’s nose for the picture, either.
I swear you are SUCH an Imp!
AUGH. You are not right in the head, goofball!
Will you PLEASE be serious?!
CRITTER! Now why aren’t you smiling?!
I give up.