~ Chicken Poo ~

We were at the Tractor Supply Company on Rt. 15 yesterday.  It was a strange and wondrous place for me!  I wandered the aisles wondering what this was for, and what that did.  The fact that I grew up in suburban Worthington, Ohio was more than a little obvious as I wondered aloud what the difference between hay and straw was.  My Captain trailed far behind me, hoping no one would suspect we were together.

Then it happened.

I came upon what is perhaps THE most awesome thing I have put on my face TO DATE.  I bought several.   It feels so good when I apply and rub it in.

The package said:  “If ya got dry lips, put chicken poop on ’em, so you won’t lick ’em!”

And OF COURSE I was intrigued.  And OF COURSE I was eager to smear the chicken poop all over my lips.

It caused them to tingle!  It caused them to smell a little weird.   It caused My Captain to give me only his cheek when I asked for a kiss.

But holy cow are my lips smooth and supple right now!  I’m sold!  From now on, Carmex can take a back seat to my Chicken Poop!

I can’t wait to see what they come up with for Cow Poo!  I’ll be first in line!

In the meantime, though, I’ll be smearing the Chicken Poop on liberally until I run out!

Chicken Poop!

Try it today!

p.s…..it isn’t REALLY poop!  It’s just lip balm!  I swear!  No, really, I DO have SOME standards!