Don’t you feel sorry for children who don’t have access to modern-day electronics? Don’t you just wish every kid could have a Wii and a Kindle and an Ipod and all those fancy high-fallootin’ gadgets that no one over the age of 40 has any idea has to operate, let alone program?
Just think of all of those poor inner-city children, or those unfortunate Third World kids who have absolutely no idea what excitements are available on the World Wide Web.
Who needs a Wii?
This message has been brought to you by Critter, who has been grounded from all things electronic until he is 40 years old.
And Lymes-Disease-Carrying Deer Ticks, one of whom attached himself to Critter during this particular day and caused him to have to take over a month of the biggest horse-pill-sized antibiotics I have ever seen.
(When he balked I explained we could do this the hard way, or the easy way. The easy way was orally. The hard way, well….wasn’t…..)