There is nothing in the world cuter than, or more likely to make you smile, than a wiggly Duck Butt.
Most people don’t really think about it, but I do.
Have you ever been watching ducks in the water, and then they plunk their adorable little heads under the water to feed, and FLOOP! up comes their wee little butts, tails a wiggle-waggling? OH LORD are they hilarious! I can’t stop smiling when I think about it. My kids and Troy are well versed in catching the sweetness and humor of a Duck Butt, whether they want to be or not. I share, you see. Vociferously.
But(t), upon further thought, just about any butt would make you smile. Certainly high up on that list would be Moose Butts. Followed closely by Baby Butts. Elephant Butts. Hippo Butts.
Cat Butts are not really the kind of butt that would make you smile. Usually they are presented to you in an aloof, “Screw You, you are beneath me, Talk to the Tail” kind of attitude.
Human Butts CAN be funny, but, they can also be very very sad. Tragic, really. Why, just tonight, I caught a glimpse of mine in the mirror after my shower, and I was ready to cry. Fortunately, I have a short attention span, and up until I typed this, had forgotten all about it. Now I want to cry again…..
Wait, what was I talking about?
Oh yeah, Duck Butts. You gotta love them.
And now that you have wasted several minutes of your life on this subject, minutes that you can never ever have back, I will further inject the topic into your psyche by ordering you to pay attention to the next Duck Butt (or any other butt) that is presented to you. See if it doesn’t make you giggle, or at the very least, smile wryly. It will. I’ve just inserted it into your subconsciousness.
My work here is done.